Aries: Congratulations, Aries. You’re going to have a terrible week. Your fiery energy won’t help you overcome the overwhelming feeling of failure and disappointment. Just remember that the universe doesn’t care about your ambitious goals.
Taurus: As a Taurus, you’re known for being stubborn. This week, your stubbornness will lead you to make terrible decisions that you’ll regret for a long time. Don’t worry, though. You’re used to it.
Gemini: You’re going to feel extremely indecisive this week, Gemini. But why bother making choices when everything will just end up being a disappointment anyway?
Cancer: Your emotional side will be on full display this week, Cancer. Unfortunately, no one will care about your feelings except for you. So, have fun with that.
Leo: As a Leo, you’re used to being the center of attention. This week, however, you’ll realize that no one actually cares about your accomplishments. So, enjoy your moment of insignificance.
Virgo: Your perfectionist tendencies will be on overdrive this week, Virgo. But let’s face it, no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be good enough.
Libra: Your diplomatic nature won’t help you this week, Libra. In fact, people will find you annoying and wish you would just shut up.
Scorpio: Your intense emotions will lead to some embarrassing outbursts this week, Scorpio. But hey, at least you’re showing everyone your true crazy self.
Sagittarius: Your adventurous spirit will be crushed this week, Sagittarius. The universe has other plans for you, and they involve staying home and being bored.
Capricorn: Your hard work won’t pay off this week, Capricorn. So, go ahead and take that much-needed break. It’s not like anyone will notice.
Aquarius: Your innovative ideas will be shot down this week, Aquarius. But hey, at least you tried. Too bad no one cares about your creativity.
Pisces: Your dreamy nature won’t help you escape reality this week, Pisces. In fact, you’ll be forced to face the harsh truth that life isn’t a fairytale.