Aries: Your fiery nature will continue to burn out those around you. Keep pushing people away, because who needs friends anyway?
Taurus: Your stubbornness will cause you to miss out on opportunities. But hey, at least you’ll get to say “I told you so” to yourself.
Gemini: Your indecisiveness will lead to constant second-guessing and a never-ending cycle of self-doubt. Congrats on being your own worst enemy!
Cancer: Your emotions will continue to control your every move. Just remember, crying in public is always a good look.
Leo: Your need for attention and validation will never be satisfied. Keep striving for that Instagram fame, it’s totally worth it.
Virgo: Your perfectionism will cause you to obsess over the smallest details. No one will notice or care, but at least you can say you tried.
Libra: Your constant need for balance will leave you feeling unfulfilled. It’s time to embrace the chaos and let loose a little.
Scorpio: Your distrust of others will prevent you from forming meaningful relationships. But hey, at least you’ll never get hurt!
Sagittarius: Your wanderlust will never be quenched. Keep chasing that elusive sense of purpose, it’s sure to catch up with you eventually (or not).
Capricorn: Your ambition and workaholic nature will lead to burnout and a complete lack of work-life balance. But hey, at least you’ll be successful (if success is all you care about).
Aquarius: Your rebellious spirit will make it difficult for you to fit in anywhere. Embrace your outsider status, because who wants to be a part of the herd anyway?
Pisces: Your dreamy nature will cause you to be constantly lost in your own thoughts. Reality is overrated anyway, right?