HORRORscopes for the week of Mar 28, 2023

Aries: Congratulations, Aries! You’ll have a fantastic day today…if you consider getting stuck in traffic, spilling coffee on your shirt, and forgetting your lunch fantastic. Taurus: Today, Taurus, you’ll finally realize that the saying “money can’t buy happiness” is true. Unfortunately, you’ll also realize that it can buy a lot of other things you don’t need. Gemini: Today is a good day to put your communication skills to the test, Gemini. Try telling your boss that you’re going to be late because your cat wouldn’t let you leave the house this morning. Cancer: You’ll be feeling extra emotional today, Cancer.…

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