HORRORscopes for the week of Nov 27, 2023

Aries: Congrats, Aries! This week, your impulsive nature will lead you to make some questionable decisions. But hey, why not add a little more chaos to your life, right? Just remember, the only thing more reliable than your plans is a broken pencil.

Taurus: Taurus, your stubborn nature will make it impossible for you to see any other perspective this week. So go ahead, dig your heels in and refuse to budge. Just be prepared for everyone to roll their eyes and walk away. Who needs friends anyway, right?

Gemini: Gemini, your indecisiveness will reach new levels of confusion this week. It’s like you’re playing a never-ending game of “Should I? Shouldn’t I?” But don’t worry, no matter what choice you make, you’ll still find a way to regret it. So, enjoy the ride!

Cancer: Oh, Cancer, your emotional rollercoaster is about to take a wild turn this week. Get ready for some intense mood swings that will leave everyone around you wondering if they should invest in a pair of emotional roller skates to keep up with you. Buckle up!

Leo: Leo, your need for attention will be at an all-time high this week. But be warned, the more you demand the spotlight, the more people will be rolling their eyes behind your back. Perhaps it’s time to reevaluate your self-importance and remember that the world doesn’t revolve around you.

Virgo: Virgo, your perfectionism will reach new heights this week. You’ll meticulously analyze every detail, only to find flaws in everything. But don’t worry, nobody expects you to be perfect. Well, except for you. So, enjoy the endless cycle of disappointment!

Libra: Libra, your inability to make a decision will be tested this week. You’ll spend hours weighing the pros and cons, only to end up right where you started. But hey, at least you’re consistent! Maybe one day you’ll make a choice. Or maybe not.

Scorpio: Scorpio, your intense and brooding nature will be in full force this week. You’ll spend countless hours overthinking everything, only to come to the same dark and pessimistic conclusions. Embrace the darkness, Scorpio. It’s where you feel most at home.

Sagittarius: Sagittarius, your wanderlust will be itching for an adventure this week. But unfortunately, your bank account won’t be able to keep up with your grand plans. So, instead of exploring the world, you’ll be exploring the depths of your own disappointment. Bon voyage!

Capricorn: Capricorn, your workaholic tendencies will be in overdrive this week. You’ll sacrifice sleep, social life, and sanity just to get ahead. But remember, success is just an illusion. So, go ahead, climb that ladder to nowhere and revel in the emptiness at the top.

Aquarius: Aquarius, your rebellious spirit will be on fire this week. You’ll question authority, challenge norms, and probably annoy a lot of people in the process. But don’t worry, your unique brand of nonconformity will only lead to a lifetime of misunderstood genius.

Pisces: Pisces, your dreamy nature will reach new levels of escapism this week. You’ll retreat into your own fantasy world, only to realize that reality is still waiting for you when you come back. So, enjoy your temporary refuge, but remember, responsibilities will always be there to burst your bubble.