HORRORscopes for the week of Apr 3, 2023

Aries: This week, you’ll feel like you’re constantly running into walls. Don’t worry, it’s just a metaphor for your life. Keep pushing forward, even if it feels like you’re getting nowhere.

Taurus: You may be feeling a bit stubborn this week, but that’s nothing new. Your friends and family are used to your bull-headed ways. Just try not to charge at anyone who disagrees with you.

Gemini: Your dual nature will be on full display this week, as you struggle to balance your social life and work responsibilities. Just remember, you can’t be in two places at once, no matter how hard you try.

Cancer: You’ll be feeling especially emotional this week, which is really saying something for a Cancer. Don’t worry, your trusty box of tissues and rom-com collection will get you through it.

Leo: Your regal nature may be feeling a bit bruised this week, as you realize that not everyone is as impressed with you as you are with yourself. Take a step back and remember that humility is a good thing…sometimes.

Virgo: Your perfectionism will be put to the test this week, as nothing seems to be going according to plan. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world. Just make sure to have a backup plan…or two.

Libra: Your indecisiveness may be causing some frustration for those around you. Just make a decision already! Or don’t, whatever. It’s not like it matters.

Scorpio: Your intensity may be a bit overwhelming for others this week, but you can’t help it. You were born this way. Just try not to scare anyone off…unless that’s your plan.

Sagittarius: Your wanderlust may be calling to you this week, but unfortunately, your bank account isn’t exactly on board. Don’t worry, there’s always Google Earth.

Capricorn: Your work ethic is admirable, but this week, you may be taking it a bit too far. Remember to take breaks and enjoy life…or at least take a few minutes to complain about it to your coworkers.

Aquarius: Your unique perspective on life may be causing some confusion for others this week, but that’s nothing new. Just keep doing you, and they’ll eventually catch up…maybe.

Pisces: Your dreamy nature may be causing you to lose touch with reality this week. Just remember, the real world is still out there…even if it’s not as fun as your daydreams.